So I decided to speedrun

So I decided to speedrun Run and had an existential crisis...

So I decided to speedrun Subway Surfers and made a police officer regret his life choices

I decided to speedrun Sort The Court and it was harder than I thought

So I decided to speedrun Run 2 and think I lost my last few traces of sanity

So I decided to speedrun AdVenture Capitalist and became the fastest billionaire of all time

So I decided to speedrun Burrito Bison and gracefully annihilated all of my enemies

I decided to speedrun Bob The Robber and became the perfect criminal

I decided to speedrun The World's Hardest Game and finally accomplished my childhood dreams

So I decided to speedrun Swords and Sandals and created a beautiful mess of blood

I tried speedrunning The SpongeBob Movie Game and broke it constantly

So I decided to speedrun Sushi Cat and it was an emotional rollercoaster

So I decided to speedrun Jacksmith and may have caused a lot of deaths...

I decided to speedrun Slime Rancher and exploited cute creatures for monetary gain

I decided to speedrun Where's My Water and used tremendously clever solutions to go fast

I decided to speedrun Goat Simulator and it was even more broken than I remembered

I decided to speedrun Stick War Legacy and it almost destroyed my sanity

So I decided to speedrun Desktop Tower Defense and got the easiest world record of my life

So I decided to speedrun The Fancy Pants Adventures...

I decided to speedrun Bloons TD 6 and created an unstoppable plan

I decided to speedrun Duck Life 3 and saw things I will never unsee

I decided to speedrun This Is The Only Level and discovered the definition of insanity

So I decided to speedrun Bike Race and my mental health suffered

This Speedrun got me Accepted into Games Done Quick (kinda)

I decided to speedrun Duck Life 4 and cheerfully demolished all my opponents

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